Adult Wednesday Addams (TV Series)

Internet Date (2013)

Andy Wagner: Kyle

Quotes 

• Wednesday : Attention to detail is a primary quality I look for in an accomplice.

  Kyle : You mean a boyfriend?

  Wednesday : Semantics.

• Wednesday : Your photo lead me to believe you'd have darker hair and be more belated.

  Kyle : That was Halloween, I was Edward Scissorhands.

• Wednesday : Why did you like my profile?

  Kyle : I just thought you were one of those punk rock, tattooed, Suicide Girls.

  Wednesday : I'm not that kind of girl, Kyle. I don't take my life on the first date. I do, however, keep razor blades in my purse for emergencies.

  Kyle : [after short pause]  I'm gonna use the bathroom.

  Wednesday : Did you come prepared or would you like one of mine?

  [offers him a razor blade] 

  Wednesday : Don't be shy, I have plenty.