The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)

The Mystery of the Intoxicated Intern (2015)

Max Jenkins: Max Carnegie

Quotes 

• Laura Diamond : [Tries to sit on her desk]  Au! Ah, this is a disaster

  Max Carnegie : Did the boys put fire ants in your skivvies again?

  Laura Diamond : No. This morning, before work, I went to Sicily. Never to return!

  Max Carnegie : Must be a bad reaction to the wax. Give it a day, if it still hurts, I like to apply a combination of corns starch and shea butter , that just...

  [Everyone gazes at him] 

  Max Carnegie : I said too much!