- Lana Kane: Seriously.
- Sterling Archer: What?
- Lana Kane: I just heard you get hard.
- Everyone else: Ewww!
- Prince Fawad Fawaz: And so, beckoned by the servant, a powerful Negress giant, Fawad entered the boudoir and soon became a man.
- Lana Kane: [Talking to Slater] Why are your plans always so complicated? You're like Wile E. Coyote with access to predator drones. Out.
- Pam Poovey: I think these uniforms are awesome! Here, let me get some pics of you!
- Lana Kane: To masturbate to?
- Pam Poovey: [laughs] Pfff, please...... ..Please?