Mom (TV Series)

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne (2015)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : All right, I'm going to work, Do you need anything?

  Bonnie : I'm fine, got my chips, got some tea, got my remote.

  Christy : Do you need to go pee-pee?

  Bonnie : ...No.

• Jill : [about the painkillers Bonnie's on]  Are they the 500 milligram ones or the 750?

  Bonnie : 750.

  Jill , Wendy , Christy , Marjorie : [fondly]  Ohhhhhhhh.

• Christy : Pills were an easy escape from me to make my problems go away, and these days that sounds pretty good, between my 19 year old daughter moving in with her middle aged fiancee...

  Marjorie : [whispers]  He's 42.

  Jill : Ew!

  Christy : And what with my son preferring to spend time with his dad and his new rich wife with the fake boobs and Botox and lip fillers... no offense, Jill. Then there's work, and school, and Korea... and it could all just go away with a few pills, and two bottles of red wine and a big fat joint.

  Wendy : [fondly]  Big fatty!

  Christy : But then I realize all the other things I would lose: my family, my friends, my job, my freedom, everything that means anything to me.