Mom (TV Series)

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne (2015)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : All right, I'm going to work, Do you need anything?

  Bonnie : I'm fine, got my chips, got some tea, got my remote.

  Christy : Do you need to go pee-pee?

  Bonnie : ...No.

• Bonnie : [to the Mormons]  So tell me about your God, is He a big guy on a throne or is He just everywhere?

  Cliff : I've always liked the everywhere idea.

  Bonnie : Me too! Up top!

  [fist bump] 

• Bonnie : [to the Mormons]  I've got a hypothetical for you. Say I wanted to do something really bad, not masturbation because everybody masturbates, but let's say there were a couple guys I wanted to kill. What's your church's redemption plan for that?

• Bonnie : Taking pills was never really my thing, so for me it's no big temptation.

  Wendy : Are you swallowing the pills or snorting them?

  Bonnie : I'm taking them as directed.

  Wendy : What does that mean?

  Marjorie : It means she's following the doctor's orders. Anyone else want to share?

  Jill : ....Can we just look at one?

• Jill : [about the painkillers Bonnie's on]  Are they the 500 milligram ones or the 750?

  Bonnie : 750.

  Jill , Wendy , Christy , Marjorie : [fondly]  Ohhhhhhhh.

• Bonnie : [to the Mormons]  I'm loving what I'm hearing so far: angels, golden scrolls, forgiveness of all sins, VERY important one for me.