Dr. Phil McGraw/Joshua Jackson/Phox
- Episode aired Nov 4, 2014
- TV-14
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Conan O'Brien: Now, if you don't mind, Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, do you have any advice for our studio audience tonight?
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: You're young, you're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're vibrant. You have all of these things. And you have to decide that you are lovable. You have to decide that you are acceptable.
Conan O'Brien: Okay. Now, Dr. Phil, I wanna know, what did you think of that advice?
Dr. Phil: Well, I think that is a... cheap, crappy puppet, and I think he's rippin' me off, that's what I think.
Conan O'Brien: You think he's ripping you off?
Dr. Phil: I think he's rippin' me off!
Conan O'Brien: Dr. Phil, does that puppet make you angry?
Dr. Phil: It makes me VERY angry, to tell you the truth! I don't mind tellin' ya.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: I will help you with your anger, I will offer to get you professional help with those issues.
Conan O'Brien: That's, good, yeah. What do you think?
Dr. Phil: What do I think?
Conan O'Brien: Yeah.
Dr. Phil: I'm not takin' advice from a stupid groundhog puppet, that's what I think.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: What you need to do is hire a hooker, wear more jewelry, wear tight, short dresses, and just look like Beyonce.
[audience laughter]
Dr. Phil: That is stupid advice, I am not going to do that.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: Then I will kill you.
Dr. Phil: What did you say to me?
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: [brandishing a switchblade] I, will, kill, you.
Dr. Phil: [pulling out a Bowie knife] You wanna dance, muskrat? Let's dance!
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil: See ya next time.
[goes back in his hole; Dr. Phil smacks the Bowie knife on Conan's desk]
Conan O'Brien: [laughs] You win, Dr. Phil! You're an amazing sport.
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Written by Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band
Performed by Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band