Dr. Gordon Freeman: [arriving late at work] Okay... Keep against the wall and just walk straight past the front desk. Don't make eye contact, just walk... WALK!
Security Guard: Hey, Mr. Freeman.
Dr. Gordon Freeman: Dammit!
Security Guard: I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about twenty minutes ago and I'm still trying to find my files. Just one of those days, I guess.
Dr. Gordon Freeman: I was *so close*!