Scream Queens (TV Series)

Black Friday (2015)

Lea Michele: Hester Ulrich

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• Chanel Oberlin : Dean Munsch has been orchestrating every one of these attacks. Melanie Dorkus, Deaf Taylor Swift...

  Hester Ulrich : That other security guard.

  Chanel Oberlin : Predatory Lez.

  Chanel #5 : Roger and Dodger.

  Chanel Oberlin : Chad's irritating armless friend, candle vlogger, black British guy...

  Grace Gardner : Gigi.

  Chanel #3 : Coney, that ice cream cone.

  Chanel Oberlin : White trash Mandy Greenwell, Miss Bean...

  Zayday Williams : Hold on, you killed Ms. Bean.

  Chanel Oberlin : I didn't turn on the deep-fryer, bitch!

• Hester Ulrich : Maybe she has some magical powers that make her unable to die like some horror movie villain. Like Michael Meyers or Jason or Dr. Giggles.

• Hester Ulrich : Since we spent so much time and money picking out the perfect Chanel classic flap jumper crocodile purse for you...

  Chanel Oberlin : Whoa, whoa, whoa! You dumb bitches got me - Chanel - a Chanel classic flap crocodile purse? That is bizarre! I mean, that's like bringing pineapples to Hawaii.

• Chanel Oberlin : I'm buying us all matching pink jeeps!

  Chanel #5 : Wait, what?

  Chanel Oberlin : Yes, it's gonna be so fun! We can take our matching pink jeeps on, like, an African safari or something.

  Hester Ulrich : How do we know that they're gonna have four identical pink jeeps?

  Chanel #5 : Yeah, and how are we gonna get the jeeps to Africa? I mean, are we gonna ship them or are we gonna take a ferry?

  Chanel Oberlin : I don't know, #5, okay? Stop poking holes in the pink jeep idea, please, and just accept the fact that I'm buying you all pink jeeps!