Scream Queens (TV Series)

Black Friday (2015)

Oliver Hudson: Wes Gardner

Quotes 

• Wes Gardner : My girlfriend was murdered! The killer cut her head off and tried to serve it to us for Thanksgiving.

  Detective Chisolm : Sounds awful... but I'd keep that to yourself. Pretty much always, the boyfriend's the prime suspect.

  Wes Gardner : Oh. Well, I was about to break up with her. I mean, she was drivin' me nuts!

  Pete Martinez : You're not really helpin' yourself.

• Wes Gardner : When I was your age, I was thoughtless about sex - so thoughtless that I fathered twins with a girl whose name I can't remember and those twins grew up to murder a bunch of people. Now I know that that might seem like an extreme consequence of teen sex but the lesson remains the same. Honey, if you don't think you're ready, you probably aren't, and if you aren't, well then no good can come from doin' it anyway.

• Wes Gardner : Wow, these are those moments that I wish your mom was still alive. I mean, not your actual mom. She would've told you to fake being pregnant and then had him give you money for fake morning-after pills and then sleep with his friends to make him jealous.