Scream Queens (TV Series)

Ghost Stories (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• Chanel #5 : Chanel, you cannot just run around murdering people. Okay? That just means you're the killer.

  Chanel #3 : It makes her A killer not THE killer.

• Chanel #3 : [scared]  You've come back to get revenge on me for saying you couldn't gay-pledge Kappa. I'm so sorry about that! Please don't kill me. I'm sorta gay now too.

• Chanel #3 : You're Boone. You were killed by the Red Devil, which means...

  Boone Clemens : Fine. Okay, you caught me. I'm...

  Chanel #3 : A ghost!

  Boone Clemens : Yeah. Yeah, I'm- I'm the ghost of dead Booooone!

• Chanel Oberlin : Thanksgiving is next Thursday, and if any of you stupid whores ever cracked a book every now and again, you'd know I'm dressed as Sacajawea. She helped the Pilgrims with their harvest on what is now known as the first Thanksgiving.

  Hester Ulrich : No she didn't, you're thinking of Squanto.

  Chanel Oberlin : Um, no. Squanto was friends with The Lone Ranger.

  Chanel #3 : Sacajawea guided the Lewis and Clark expedition.

  Chanel Oberlin : What? No way! Sacajawea taught the Pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then, like, sang Blue Corn Moon or something.

  Hester Ulrich : That was Pocahontas.

  Chanel Oberlin : Dammit, are you serious? I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza!

• Chanel #3 : I am personally being haunted by a ghost... Late last night, I was walking around campus and I saw the ghost of dead gay Boone. The ghost of dead gay Boone is walking the earth. We had, like, a full conversation.

  Chanel #5 : That is so stupid because ghosts don't exist.

  Chanel #3 : Oh really? Then why won't my hands stop shaking?

  Chanel Oberlin : Because you're hungover.

  Chanel #3 : Of course I'm hungover. You know why I had to get hammered last night? Because I saw the ghost of dead gay Boone!

• Chanel #5 : He's not gonna stop until all of us are dead! He is the predator and we are the prey. They only way to stop the killings? Cut off his food supply.

  Chanel #3 : Wait. When did he start eating us?

  Denise Hemphill : Yeah.

  Chanel #5 : Well, you know, you guys are more than welcome to stay here and be the next on his list, but I am leaving campus immediately.

  [gies to door, then turns back, sighs] 

  Chanel #5 : Not that it matters. I wouldn't put it past him to hunt all of us down one by one.

  [leaves] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Let's wait to hear if she makes it downstairs to make sure the killer isn't still here.

  Denise Hemphill : Mm-hmm.

• Chanel Oberlin : I'm about to be, like, *super* rich.

  Chanel #5 : Not if the ghost murders you first.

  Chanel #3 : Or it follows you home and murders you here.

  Hester Ulrich : Or if you get murdered tonight because it's the last night of Kappa Kappa Tau and it seems *highly* likely that the killer will come after us.

• Chanel #3 : The police aren't going to help us! You can't stop a ghost!