Scream Queens (TV Series)
Ghost Stories (2015)
Lea Michele: Hester Ulrich
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Quotes
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Hester Ulrich : Well, I guess we'll just have to see how it goes bringing Chanel home for thanksgiving.
Chad Radwell : Yeah, I guess we will see, as that's what's going to happen.
Hester Ulrich : I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Chad Radwell : Yeah, we will wait and see, as thanksgiving is an event that takes place in the future, and therefore it hasn't happened yet.
Hester Ulrich : We'll see.
Chad Radwell : Yep, sure will, as the arrow of time flows in one direction causing future events to flow inexorably towards us.
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Chanel Oberlin : Thanksgiving is next Thursday, and if any of you stupid whores ever cracked a book every now and again, you'd know I'm dressed as Sacajawea. She helped the Pilgrims with their harvest on what is now known as the first Thanksgiving.
Hester Ulrich : No she didn't, you're thinking of Squanto.
Chanel Oberlin : Um, no. Squanto was friends with The Lone Ranger.
Chanel #3 : Sacajawea guided the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Chanel Oberlin : What? No way! Sacajawea taught the Pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then, like, sang Blue Corn Moon or something.
Hester Ulrich : That was Pocahontas.
Chanel Oberlin : Dammit, are you serious? I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza!
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Chanel Oberlin : I actually don't care that tonight's the last night of Kappa Kappa Tau because I have successfully used this sorority for its proper, god-given purpose.
Hester Ulrich : To be part of a sisterhood and make lifelong friends!
Chanel Oberlin : Eww. No. For making me popular enough to get a hot, rich husband!
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Chanel Oberlin : I'm about to be, like, *super* rich.
Chanel #5 : Not if the ghost murders you first.
Chanel #3 : Or it follows you home and murders you here.
Hester Ulrich : Or if you get murdered tonight because it's the last night of Kappa Kappa Tau and it seems *highly* likely that the killer will come after us.