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The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Alluring Au Pair (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Jake Broderick : Listen up everyone. A Frank Pulaski of the Chief of Detective Unit will be stopping by. Apparently somebody is under the mistaken impression that something happened between two people of different ranks
Laura Diamond : Which it didn't. Nothing happened!
Jake Broderick : Now, we don't know the specifics...
Laura Diamond : Because there are none! Nothing happened!
Jake Broderick : So, give them the facts. When detective Pulaski arrives, he will be interviewing each and every one of you
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : Uh, he's here! Except "he" is a "she"! Huh. Hi, I am detective Pulaski
Jake Broderick : You're Frank Pulaski?
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : It's Francesca, but everyone calls me Frankie, no matter how many times I ask them not to. People!
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Laura Diamond : [At the autopsy] Reynaldo, are you wearing a tuxedo?
Reynaldo West : I don't have time to change, before I my Arthur Murray class
Laura Diamond : You're taking a dance class?
Reynaldo West : I am teaching one
Laura Diamond : Of course you are
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Laura Diamond : [Looking at the passport of the murdered girl] Hello Viviana Costa. Here on a work visa. I'm off to Brazil!
[Scene at autopsy stops]
Meredith Bose : [Entering a building] This is not what I was thinking when you said we were going to Brazil!
Laura Diamond : [Giggles] Land inside a consulate is legally foreign territory
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Laura Diamond : [Answers her cell phone] Hey, food truck!
Tony Abbott : Hey, I'm just calling to let your mouth know that I made a crème brulee
Laura Diamond : That's exciting! But unfortunately my mouth and I have to work late tonight
Tony Abbott : Ooh
Laura Diamond : That sounded dirtier than I intended!
Tony Abbott : Yes it did!
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Meredith Bose : But it's not going to be easy. These girls are from 12 different countries, it's like a model UN except with real models. Too bad we don't have a translator
Max Carnegie : Bonjour, guten Tag, ha!
Laura Diamond : How many languages do you speak?
Max Carnegie : 6, still a little rusty on Mandarin, but I get by
Laura Diamond : Saddle up!