Family Guy (TV Series)
Quagmire's Mom (2015)
Allison Janney: Crystal Quagmire
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Quotes
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Judge : Mr. Quagmire, your story is a sad one, but that doesn't excuse your actions. I have no choice but to sentence you to 20 years in prison.
Crystal Quagmire : [comes into the courtroom] Oh, no you don't!
Glenn Quagmire : Mom?
Other men in the courtroom : Crystal?
Mayor Adam West : Ha! She's enjoyed many men.
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Crystal Quagmire : [to Quagmire] I know this is a hard time for you, but you need to seek forgiveness. You need to kneel before Jesus.
Peter Griffin : Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names. It's usually somebody pushing your skull in the dark. There are really no introductions.
Crystal Quagmire : Remember, He is inside you all the time.
Peter Griffin : Oh, n-now she's just setting me up.