- Father Jude: Let me ask you, do you find the phrase "Christ on a bike" offensive? Because I just used it in a meeting, and you would have thought that I'd performed an abortion on the table or something.
- Sister Celine: Well, I suppose the image of Christ riding a bicycle could seem a little bit disrepectful.
- Father Jude: Really? Because I think he'd be very likely to ride a bike. He seems like that kind of a guy to me. I mean, what else would he show up in, a stretch Hummer?