- Terry Jeffords: Focus on the good. You can hold your head up: you took the high road with Wuntch.
- Captain Ray Holt: Not entirely. When I was alone in her office, I changed her auto-correct. Now when she types "Wuntch," it gets replaced with "Butt."
- Jake Peralta: I should not have gone to that party. I shouldn't have gone to that bathroom. I should not have arrested her boss.
- Terry Jeffords: I don't see it that way. You did everything right. You were a good cop.
- Jake Peralta: Good lonely cop.
- Terry Jeffords: Hey, man, you put yourself out there. You weren't breezy. You like Sophia, you fought for her. You should be proud.
- Captain Ray Holt: No, you should be changing her auto-correct. What's her last name?
- Jake Peralta: Perez.
- Captain Ray Holt: No. It's "Butt" now. Sophia Butt.
- Jake Peralta: All of our worst enemies are here. Brown hair guy. Pony tail lady. Asian Don Cheadle. I refuse to learn their names because it humanizes them.
- Jake Peralta: The Association of Brooklyn Public Defenders, A.K.A. The Chamber of Asses. No, wait. That's too sexy. The Chamber of Snakes.