- Teddy: I just hope someone sees what I have up here; my noodle and my wantons.
- Teddy: I mean it's a sickness, but I've been better the last three weeks. I mean I still ride the bus when I don't have to, but I wear my underwear everytime. So, Thanks for letting me share.
- Teddy: Ed Begley is black ! Who knew - Oscar Wilde
- Harry Chandler: To be honest I find this label; sexual addiction, to be shaming. When it comes to desire, Desire! What you call acting out; it would be wise to remind ourselves of how Elizabeth Taylor lived, and what Oscar Wilde said; the only way to get rid of temptation is to Yeild to it!