Orphan Black (TV Series)

Ruthless in Purpose, and Insidious in Method (2015)

Jordan Gavaris: Felix Dawkins

Quotes 

• Krystal Goderich : It's just been very, like, damaging for my psyche.

  Felix Dawkins : Mmm-hmm.

  Krystal Goderich : My biggest fears are literally twins and clowns.

  Felix Dawkins : [mishearing her]  Clones?

  Krystal Goderich : Clones? Clowns.

  Felix Dawkins : Clowns!

  [Felix chuckles] 

  Krystal Goderich : Yeah.

  Felix Dawkins : No, clones are worse. Twins!

  Krystal Goderich : Twins, way worse.

• Zoie : [discovers Felix in the staff room]  You don't belong here.

  Felix Dawkins : [In disguise and with a fake American accent]  Yeah, couldn't agree more. I thought it was the loo.

• Krystal Goderich : I just... Everything's kind of on the front of my brain right now. And I just like used to trust people, and now I feel like I have to be paranoid all the time.

  Felix Dawkins : [In disguise and with a fake American accent]  Oh, Krystal.

  [in his normal English accent] 

  Felix Dawkins : Bloody Hell.

  [takes out his radio earpiece] 

  Felix Dawkins : Look, darling. There's only on thing you need to know.

  Krystal Goderich : What happened to your voice?

  Felix Dawkins : Nothing. This is my truth voice.

  Krystal Goderich : Oh.

  Felix Dawkins : The only thing that you need to know is that you are one of a kind. You're a survivor, Krystal. And you're not alone.

• Sarah Manning : [over Felix's radio earpiece]  Wow, Fee. You don't have to shag her, just get her info.

  Felix Dawkins : [in disguise and with a fake American accent]  Hey, um, have you ever played this game? It's called "What's your porn name?"

  Krystal Goderich : No, but can it be anything, like Bitch-Mistress of Cumalot?

  Felix Dawkins : No.

  Krystal Goderich : No?

  Felix Dawkins : It's your first pet's name, plus your mom's maiden name.

  Krystal Goderich : Oh, okay, um - 'Muffins Slowikowski'.

• Donnie Hendrix : We're not taking in Helena, too, all right? We already hired the Amish girl.

  Felix Dawkins : She's Prolethean, and she and Helena are a package deal.

• Donnie Hendrix : Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

  Felix Dawkins : What?

  Alison Hendrix : We are selling soap with Helena, she's going to help us make it. That is it.

  Donnie Hendrix : That doesn't answer my question, Alison.

  Alison Hendrix : Why nobody listens to you?

  Donnie Hendrix : No, no. Why doesn't the psycho go live with one of her other sisters?

• Sarah Manning : [on radio link to Felix, who is breaking into Krystal's locker]  What, did you find something?

  Felix Dawkins : [finds a sex toy in Krystal's bag]  Far too much, actually.

• Felix Dawkins : [reading Rachel's translation of the code]  "In London town, we all fell down / and Castor woke from slumber / Find the first, the beast, the cursed / The original has a number."

  Sarah Manning : The original? What's that, the Castor original?

  Felix Dawkins : Maybe.

  Sarah Manning : "H-4-6-2-3-9" What's that?