Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)

Kimmy Goes to a Party! (2015)

Ellie Kemper: Kimmy Schmidt

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Quotes 

• Xanthippe Voorhees : Hey, Kimmy, 1996 called. It wants its clothes back.

  Kimmy Schmidt : Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.

• Titus Andromedon : If I've learned anything from living in this city, it's this: Act like you belong, and the world is your oyster.

  Kimmy Schmidt : Aw, gross. Can't the world be my noodles and butter?

• Kimmy Schmidt : [after she and Jacqueline eavesdrop on Julian]  What are you doing? You have proof now. Get up there and give him heck for fudge's sake, gosh dang it!

• Jacqueline Voorhees : [regarding confronting Julian about cheating on her]  He just denied everything. I might as well have been Congress. Maybe I *am* crazy.

  Kimmy Schmidt : No, Mrs. Voorhees. You have to listen to your gut.

  Jacqueline Voorhees : I don't have a gut, you motherf...

  Kimmy Schmidt : No, no. I mean your women's intuition.

• Kimmy Schmidt : Jeez, I feel like I'm on Bravo. That channel still shows operas, right?

• Kimmy Schmidt : Titus! What did you say to me this morning? If you want to get by in this city, you just have to act like you belong. Right?

  Titus Andromedon : That is how I was briefly Gordon on "Sesame Street."

• Logan Beekman : I'm Logan, by the way.

  Kimmy Schmidt : [nervous]  As am I.

• Logan Beekman : Hey. There you are.

  Kimmy Schmidt : [nervous]  Just coming down the stairs, as one does when descending is on the menu.