Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Friends with Burger-fits (2014)
John Roberts: Linda Belcher
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Quotes
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Linda Belcher : [after Bob wakes up from a nightmare about giving Teddy too many burgers which makes his heart explode]
[wakes up]
Linda Belcher : What-what happened?
Bob Belcher : I'm killing Teddy.
Linda Belcher : What? You're gonna kill Teddy? All right, car's gassed up. That's good. Guess I could home-school the kids 'cause...
Bob Belcher : No, Lin, the burgers are killing him.
Linda Belcher : What?
Bob Belcher : The ones I give him every day.
Linda Belcher : Oh. Gotcha.
Bob Belcher : Good God, Linda. You had all that ready?
Linda Belcher : What? I'm just being supportive.
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Bob Belcher : [while making a burger for Teddy] Feels weird cooking a veggie burger. Plus, he's going to know it's not a hamburger.
Linda Belcher : Nah, nah, Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he ate that receipt?
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Teddy : Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.
Bob Belcher : What?
Linda Belcher : Huh?
Teddy : [crying] I'm sorry! I don't know what I'm saying.
[gets angry again]
Teddy : I'll kill you! Give me a burger!
Bob Belcher : Teddy! Calm... down.
Teddy : You calm down!
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Linda Belcher : Bob, you see Teddy every day.
Bob Belcher : Yeah, but Teddy's not my best friend, Lin. He's my best customer. There's a big difference and I really value that 30 inches of Formica that's between us.
Gene Belcher : Are you talking about your ding-dong, Daddy? Brag.
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Linda Belcher : First up, Rudy versus Louise! Go!
Louise Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I going against Rudy? He's a pushover, a cupcake.
Regular Sized Rudy : What? I'm tough.
Louise Belcher : Rudy, I'm in your P.E. class. I was there for the kickball incident.