Galavant (TV Series)

Joust Friends (2015)

Mallory Jansen: Queen Madalena

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Quotes 

• King Richard : [singing]  You're frigid and demanding. I shudder at your call.

  Madalena : Whenever you come near me, my flesh begins to crawl.

  King Richard , Madalena : But sometimes there are moments I'm not repelled at all. Maybe you're not the worst thing ever.

  Isabella : You're utterly disgusting. I loath your manly stink.

  Galavant : I see your mouth start moving and, God, I need a drink.

  Galavant , Isabella : And then from out of nowhere, I'll look at you and think, maybe you're not the worst thing ever.

• King Richard : I love watching you eat. I'm rather finicky myself but you, you don't think about it, you just *eat*.

  Madalena : I had a pet goat growing up, Jenny.

  King Richard : Awww.

  Madalena : When I was eight, my parents ran out of food so they made me go outside and kill her.

  King Richard : Hmmm?

  Madalena : I had to skin Jenny, cook Jenny and eat Jenny. After that, I guess I just tried not to think too much about what I was eating anymore. And, well... I made damn well sure I wouldn't be in a position where I'd have to eat my favorite pet again.

• King Richard : There was a moment tonight. It was a fleeting moment, but I saw it. You realized you could grow to love me.

  Madalena : Oh, would you please stop putting me in this position? Don't make me always have to be the bad guy.

  King Richard : Well, I, for one, am willing to put in the work in this relationship. You'll see. I'm going to wear you down. You're going to grow to love me, just like Pearl did.

  Madalena : [sighs]  You're unlovable, Richard. Pearl only loved you because your parents paid her to.

  [Richard looks crushed] 

  Madalena : I told you not to make me the bad guy.