Babylon (TV Mini Series)
Cravenwood (2014)
Nicola Walker: Sharon Franklin
Quotes
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Sharon : We've been getting emergency calls from the surrounding housing. The residents near the prison are beginning to panic. What's going on in there?
Vanessa Peters : I don't want to go into too much detail.
Sharon : No? And I don't want the GP to put that brush up my vagina when I get my smear test, but that's the procedure.
Vanessa Peters : We're not currently requesting police assistance under the terms of our contract. We have officers at the heart of the disturbance, ready to reassert total control.
Sharon : And out of interest, why don't they?
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Gabriel Peters : [via police radio] This is Guard Gabriel Peters. The message I have from the inmates is that they wish to speak to Holly Willoughby.
Sharon : [to Leighton] We're working on it.
Leighton : [to Gabriel] We're working on it.
Gabriel Peters : And they want pizzas.
Finn : Joey Barton's said on Twitter he's willing to be an intermediary.
Gabriel Peters : They say that if they don't get pizza, they will stuff one us with cheese up the anus and cook us and eat us.
Sharon : Tell them we would advise against eating a guard. Look, we'll get you some pizzas.
Gabriel Peters : They say they want naan breads. And onion bhajis. Hold on. I'm getting lots of requests. 40 bargain buckets, 20 ham and mushroom. Stuffed crust.
Sharon : Not stuffed crust. That's taking the piss.
Gabriel Peters : They say no anchovies or someone lose their finger.
Sharon : Did they say that?
Gabriel Peters : Yeah!
Sharon : Okay, sit tight. Tell them we're sending in pizzas.
Leighton : We need to make an intervention plan. I've received a credible threat.
Sharon : Stuffing him with cheese and eating him? No cheese could realistically be inserted up an anus.
Finn : I dunno. I reckon I could do it with a wedge of Parmesan and a lump hammer.