WWE Raw (TV Series)

Countdown to Armageddon (1999)

Stephanie McMahon: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

Quotes 

• Triple H : [offering her a bouquet of roses, Stephanie throws them into the crowd]  Now, Steph, I understand you're a McMahon, you're hot-headed. But, you know, I called you out here with all intents and purposes of signing these annulment papers...

  [walking around her and ogling her from behind] 

  Triple H : ...but now that I get a look at you standing out here, I'm starting to get all warm and fuzzy inside; especially from certain angles. Steph, I... I just... Steph, you don't know how much you mean to me. I mean, it just, it won't be the same without you in my life. How can I kick your father's ass without you sitting there watching? Who can I get in their face and laugh to if not you? I mean, Steph... you complete me. You know what I'm saying? You complete me. And, Steph, I-I just, I can't sign these. I-I just, I can't find it in myself to do it.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : [taking the microphone]  I'm tired of your games, you insincere son of a bitch.

  [the audience cheers] 

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : I hope my father cripples you at Armageddon.

• Triple H : You know, you might be on to something there. If that old goat can beat me at Armageddon, I would sign these damn papers. Yeah, we're on to something here, Steph. If your dad... well, shit, if my dad, can beat me at Armageddon, I will sign these papers and make you a free woman. But... the whole world knows that as long as your old man has a breath in his body, which he might not for very much longer, as long as he has a breath in his body, that I will never receive a shot at the World Wrestling Federation title, because he hates my guts. So I'll tell you what. If he beats me, the wedding is annulled. But if I beat him, then I get my shot at the title.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : I think I can have that arranged.

  Triple H : Oh, I'm-I'm sure that you can have that arranged; after all, you're my wife, you've got stroke around here.

  [cheers from the audience] 

  Triple H : A lot of stroke around here. But, as much as I love every inch of you, Steph, you're still a McMahon, which means I don't believe a damn word you say, so I've gotta hear it from the old goat's mouth himself. If we've got a deal, then I've gotta hear it from Vince. So, I know he's in the back watching, why don't you come out here and let me know if you make this official... Dad.

  [Vince's entrance music hits, and he appears from behind the curtain] 

  Triple H : Come on, Vince. Get face to face with me in the ring and tell me. Oh, wait a minute, hold on. Hold on. I forgot. There's a restraining order against you and I've got cops in the back ready to arrest you on TV. And the fact of the matter is, Vince, as a family member, you embarrass me when you get yourself arrested on TV every week, so back yourself up the ramp and make it fifty feet, Jack.

  Vince McMahon : [going back to the top of the entrance ramp]  As far as the new provisions in this no-holds-barred match this Sunday, as to whether or not I accept these new provisions, oh, yeah, I do. I accept.

  Triple H : You know, it never ceases to send a little shiver up my spine every one time you McMahons say "I do."

  [doing his imitation of Stephanie] 

  Triple H : "I do. Oh, I do."

  Vince McMahon : Let me just say this, Triple H. After this match at Armageddon is over, so too will be your marriage to my daughter, because I promise you, I'm gonna kick your ass from heaven all the way down to hell! And it's not that I don't trust you or anything, but I want this in writing, and by God, this Thursday, I'll have new documentation for you to sign so you can't weasel out of any of these provisions.

  Triple H : You know, Vince, that's fine. You bet... get your lawyers to draw up the papers, and Thursday, you bring 'em to "SmackDown!", because you're an untrusting man. I am a trusting person, I'm very old-school for these things, and while you need a contract, I most times like to do business the old-fashioned way, Vince. I like to do business on, let's say, a handshake or sometimes, just to seal the deal, with, let's say, a kiss.

  [he grabs Stephanie and kisses her]