ANI: A Parody (2014)
Joe Walker: Tarkin
Quotes
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Tarkin : God knows we can't just keep calling it the Death Star.
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Tarkin : Uohhh. Pappy wouldn't like that. Pappy wouldn't like any of this.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi : You see, only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Tarkin : Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense at all.
Obi-Wan Kenobi : I on the other hand, deal in Absolut!
[drinks from a bottle of vodka]
Obi-Wan Kenobi : Whoo! We're having fun now, man!
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Tarkin : Do you remember Ani?
Obi-Wan Kenobi : Yes. I loved him like a brother. So I cut him in half... and I put him in a volcano.
Tarkin : Oh... well... he's better now.
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Tarkin : You can take that promotion, and you can stick it in your dark side, sir!
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Tarkin : I don't even like boobs. *I mean* I like your boobs. *I mean* Oh dear!
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Tarkin : [Mimics Hayden Christiansen] My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a sca-arrr...