- Trish Walker: [upon unveiling Jessica's costume] Jewel is a great superhero name!
- Jessica Jones: Jewel is a stripper's name. A really slutty stripper, and if I wear that thing you're going to have to call me Camel Toe.
- Trish Walker: You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.
- Jessica Jones: It's more like guided falling.
- [pauses]
- Jessica Jones: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put on a cape and go run around New York?
- Trish Walker: You know I would if I could.
- Jessica Jones: I don't get you. You have money, looks, a radio show, creepy, if not adoring, fans and you're a freaking household name. What more do you want?
- Trish Walker: To save the world, of course.
- Jessica Jones: You wanna be a hero? I'll show you how to be a hero.
- [to everybody]
- Jessica Jones: Shots on Trish Walker, everybody!
- Trish Walker: You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.
- Jessica Jones: It's more like guided falling.
- [pauses]
- Jessica Jones: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put on a cape and go run around New York?
- Trish Walker: You know I would if I could.
- Jessica Jones: I don't get you. You have money, looks, a radio show, creepy, if not adoring, fans and you're a freaking household name. What more do you want?
- Trish Walker: To save the world, of course
- Jessica Jones: You wanna be a hero? I'll show you how to be a hero.
- [to everybody]
- Jessica Jones: Shots on Trish Walker, everybody!
- Kilgrave: Jesus, you're a vision. Hair and skin. Appalling sense of fashion, but that can be remedied.
- Jessica Jones: If Kilgrave gets me...
- Will Simpson: I'll take you out.
- Jessica Jones: I was going to say, dart gun me, but sure, shoot me in the head.
- Will Simpson: Same here.