- Kenji Gomez-Rejon: Brittany, in the three days since Jackson's been gone, I've worked four doubles which I didn't even know was mathematically possible. I've been thrown up on 11 times, shaved a screaming child whose medication was making him grow body hair and now I'm compulsively eating deep fried beef just to stay awake.
- Jordi Palacios: The problem isn't that I threw away my red band, Dash. The problem is that I put it on in the first place.