- Noah Foster: Holy Christmas! Oh, I knew it. It's a genuine killer's lair.
- Emma Duvall: That's a thing?
- Audrey Jensen: Please don't get him started.
- Noah Foster: A lair is an extension of the killer's psychosis: the root cellar in Psycho, Kevin Spacey's apartment in Se7en, Hannibal Lecter's kitchen. I mean, every fictional killer has one.
- Emma Duvall: So he's been living here?
- Noah Foster: I highly doubt it. No, this looks staged. I mean, you see lairs on TV, not in real life. Take "Pretty Little Liars." They're always chock-full of bloody little clues and creepy, unrealistic icons. I mean, seriously, how would 'A' get her hands on four Victorian dolls that look just like the main characters? Where do you shop for that?
- Audrey Jensen: Evil American Girl doll store?
- Noah Foster: [scoffs] I can't believe you two came here without me.
- Emma Duvall: Yeah, you're right. After you.
- Emma Duvall: This place is huge!
- Audrey Jensen: Maybe we should split it up.
- Emma Duvall: Hey, that is not even remotely funny.
- Audrey Jensen: Just a thought.
- Emma Duvall: It's not funny.
- Audrey Jensen: Just messing with you.
- Emma Duvall: Should we take Noah?
- Audrey Jensen: Oh, god no. He'd be like a four year-old at Disneyland. We'd have to put a leash on him.
- Emma Duvall: Fair point.
- Noah Foster: You know, maybe if I'd punched my v-card, the rules of horror would've kicked in. Maybe I'd be the one who died.
- Audrey Jensen: I don't think that's how it works.
- [pauses]
- Audrey Jensen: I would offer to deflower you, but I'd just be taking advantage of your heightened emotional state and we can't have that.
- Noah Foster: [chuckles] Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you. No, I'd rather channel my anguish into something productive.
- [eyeing his video games]
- Noah Foster: Maybe vigilante justice?
- Audrey Jensen: Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.
- Noah Foster: That's the world's saddest crime-fighting duo.
- Audrey Jensen: Hey, drinking on the job's a new thing for you.
- Noah Foster: They can't fire me. I'm the only one who knows how to reset the router.
- Emma Duvall: I got this in the mail. I think the killer's trying to send me some weird message.
- Noah Foster: A yearbook? That's not so weird.
- [Emma opens the yearbook, revealing cut-out faces]
- Noah Foster: Oh, holy Manson family album!
- Emma Duvall: A package came to the house. The 1994 Lancers yearbook. He cut out people's faces; he wrote things.
- Maggie Duval: Oh, my god. Emma...
- Sheriff Clark Hudson: Why didn't you come straight here?
- Emma Duvall: Because the last time I came here, it didn't really end that well.
- Maggie Duval: Hey, that's not fair.
- Emma Duvall: Mom, none of this is fair.
- Sheriff Clark Hudson: Mayor needs to open the beaches. He wants to be sure the shark's dead.
- Maggie Duval: Yeah, well, techs are still sifting through the wreckage. Picking up pieces, literally.
- Sheriff Clark Hudson: Maggie, come on, it's me. Is this Tyler O'Neil?
- Maggie Duval: The hands are too burned to pull prints. I started a DNA panel, but the results take time.
- Sheriff Clark Hudson: Wouldn't dental records be faster?
- Maggie Duval: If I had something to compare them to.
- Sheriff Clark Hudson: What do you mean?
- Maggie Duval: Well, the team has been dragging the creek all night, but we can't seem to find his head.
- Brooke Maddox: You know, I don't think I'm gonna make it through this town hall thing. None of this waterproof mascara actually is.
- Emma Duvall: Come here. You can go a day without mascara.
- [Brooke lays against Emma's lap]
- Brooke Maddox: Riley had those insane long lashes.
- Emma Duvall: Yeah. She never had to wear mascara.
- Brooke Maddox: That bitch.
- Noah Foster: I don't know, the Victorians had it right. I wish I had a lock of her hair, or something real. You know, not just pixels.
- Audrey Jensen: You have memories.
- Noah Foster: [reading from a text conversation with Riley] "Who would win in a cage match: Lady Gaga or Madonna?"
- Audrey Jensen: Oh, definitely Gaga.
- Noah Foster: Yeah. Gaga would totally win, right?
- Audrey Jensen: Kick her ass.
- Emma Duvall: Hey Brooke, what's up?
- Brooke Maddox: Grief shopping. I need advice picking funeral nail polish. Can you help me?
- Noah Foster: [reading from a text conversation with Riley] "Yes, my mom's on a kale kick."
- Audrey Jensen: That's disgusting.