American Dad! (TV Series)

Daesong Heavy Industries (2016)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Photos 

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : Imagine life is like a really hard class, that you're for sure gonna fail, but then you open your textbook and you see some nerd wrote all the answers in it for you. Well, this guy you've got the balls to call a nerd? That's God. And your textbook? The Bible

  Steve Smith : But it's just a bunch of crazy folk tales and impossible stuff.

  Stan Smith : Nonsense, every word of the Bible is 100% true.

  Hayley Smith : Oh really? And what makes you so sure?

  Stan Smith : Because it's the greatest book ever written. All the best stories are in there. Noah's Ark, David and Goliath, the Princess and the Pea, Steamboat Willie, the story of the rabbit who stole the children's cereal, the man who says "Now that's a spicy meatball!"

  Steve Smith : Uhh, dad? Have you ever, you know, actually read the Bible?