Death Battle (TV Series)

Fox VS Bucky (2013)

Ben B. Singer: Wizard

Quotes 

• Wizard : Bucky also wears a very reliable jet-pack, which is fast enough to apparently outrace explosions. The velocity of a detonation can reach over 2,000 meters per second. This means, in zero-G, Bucky's jet-pack can reach speeds over Mach 5, which would turn any normal rabbit into mush.

  Boomstick : But not THIS funky fresh rabbit! And yes, that's a direct quote.

• Wizard : [about Fox]  He is absolutely fearless, though he often relies on his brainier wing-mates to handle strategy and intel.

  Boomstick : 'Cause when he comes up with a plan, he ends up falling into a black hole. Clever like a fox, my ass.

• Boomstick : Fox pilots an Arwing, a nimble star fighter with a lot of power. It has twin plasma lasers and can carry up to nine smart bombs, each of which can take out an entire squadron in just one shot. It also creates a reflector shield when Fox does a... well, you know...

  Peppy Hare : Do a barrel roll!

  Wizard : Actually, a barrel roll is when the plane spins in a helix path, as if wrapping around the outside of a barrel. Fox's trademark maneuver, in which he spins the fighter in place, is technically called an aileron roll.

  Boomstick : [mimicking Wolf O'Donnell]  Can't let you to do that, Wizard.

  Wizard : Do what?

  Boomstick : Ruin the joke.

• Wizard : Graduate of the esteemed Genus Academy and trained in combat by mysterious warrior, Damaron Jabok, Bucky O'Hare and his motley crew defend the Aniverse - yes, the Aniverse - from the evil Toad Empire, who are basically amphibian Nazis... if Hitler were Skynet...

  Boomstick : I bet you wanna watch the show now, huh?

• Wizard : In his youth, Fox was a pilot prodigy studying at the Cornerian flight academy. He was raised by his single father, James, who founded a team of mercenaries known throughout the universe as Star Fox.

  Boomstick : With Pigma, the ugliest pig you've ever seen, and Peppy, a rabbit older than the greeters at Walmart.

  Wizard : But it wasn't long before something went horribly wrong... The Lylat system had endured decades of peace, but rumblings of civil war stirred. The empire of planet Venom was rising with their new leader Andross...

  Boomstick : A giant, evil monkey with Rayman hands!

  Wizard : Fearful of triggering a civil war, the Cornerian republic secretly hired the Star Fox freelancers to investigate. But upon arrival, James was betrayed by Pigma, who was secretly in league the monkey mogul.

  Boomstick : Which is why pigs are for eating and nothing else.

  Fox McCloud : WHAT?

  Wizard : Outraged at the Cornerian government for refusing to respond, Fox McCloud abandoned the academy. Under Peppy's wing, he formed a new Star Fox team, alongside fellow drop-outs Falco Lombardi and Slippy Toad. The result was a squad like nothing seen before.