- Frankie Bergstein: [Brianna suggesting she, Frankie and Grace go out for frozen yoghurt, Frankie is still high from smoking weed] I know what I want. No, no wait.
- [pauses]
- Frankie Bergstein: Ahh now I know what I want.
- Brianna Hanson: Jeez, Mom. What?
- Grace Hanson: It's healthy.
- Brianna Hanson: It's microwave dinner for one at 4:30. It's an edible suicide note.
- Brianna Hanson: I want a man who's there when I want him and gone when I don't, and is affectionate, not too much, and has great hair and good hygiene.
- Frankie Bergstein: You are describing a dog.
- Grace Hanson: Life is short, Frankie. You know what we need? We need a girls' night. Just us girls. We can have drinks And tapas And just talk.
- Frankie Bergstein: I'm never getting a hearing aid. I think I'm better off missing most of what you say...
- [gets up and leaves the room]