Kyle Kallgren: Oancitizen

Quotes 

• Oancitizen : So, blue. This is the bluest blue that ever blued. It is the Blue Man Group covered in blueberry pie under the light of a blue moon. It's a bluegrass musician eating blue cheese while using Bluetooth. It is Little Boy Blue in blue velvet and blue suede shoes. It's a freaky, interracial orgy with the Smurfs and the Navi. It's a blue Monday with Mr. Blue Skies shining on me as I'm tangled up in blue. It's blue, y'all, it's blue, y'all. It's bliggity-blue-blue-and-blue and it's blue, y'all. It's blue; da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba...

  [a blue explosion blows up the film, revealing an embarrassed Kyle] 

  Oancitizen : I just... blew myself.