"Chasseurs de dragons" The Isle of Mist (TV Episode 2006) - Rick Jones as Gwizdo

Gwizdo : Lordy, not exactly spring chickens, are they? Looks like rutabagas aren't quite the Elixir of Life.
Lian-Chu : I like this Spartan lifestyle. No frills. It's ideal for concentration.

[Gwizdo tosses and turns on his bed of straw]

Gwizdo : [sarcastically] You don't say.

Lian-Chu : I feel sorry for those old men. It's weird. Maybe it's just the candlelight, but I got the feeling Albagore has aged since we got here. Say, Gwizdo, can you explain your plan to me?

Gwizdo : Hmm.

Lian-Chu : Since it's complicated and all?

Gwizdo : Lian-Chu, there is no complicated plan. I just said that to impress the clients, so they think they're gettin' their money's worth. You get it?

Lian-Chu : But what about the plan you drew?

[Gwizdo sits up]

Gwizdo : Total bluff. Tomorrow we cross the bridge, wait for the monster and slay it with a slingshot. Wham bam, thank you ma'am, fork over the money, we hope to see you again someday.

[Lian-Chu looks at Gwizdo incredulously]
[Hector regurgitates a hairball]

Gwizdo : OH, HAIRBALL! THOSE ARE BRAND NEW SHOES I BOUGHT THREE YEARS AGO!
[Gwizdo pulls himself up onto the deck of the St. George; he has aged down into a child]

Gwizdo : Leapin' lizards. Thought I was a goner there.

[Lian-Chu starts in surprise. Hector stares]

Gwizdo : What's the matter? What's eatin' you? Is there a problem?

Rick Jones: Gwizdo