- Mandy Baxter: Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things
- Eve Baxter: [to trick or treaters] You guys want something from Eve Baxter, you've got to work for it
- Mike Baxter: Good call, try to remember that on Prom night
- Mike Baxter: Whatever you do, I'll support you
- Vanessa Baxter: Really?
- Mike Baxter: Have to, only have one income
- Ryan: Republicans make it to Senate, Obama's hands are tied
- Mike Baxter: How will he play golf?
- [Mike opens the door to see Chuck and screams]
- Mike Baxter: What are you dressed as little girl?
- Eve Baxter: Wait, no more Art
- Carol Larabee: I'm afraid so honey
- Eve Baxter: Yes I suck at Art, killing my GPA
- Vanessa Baxter: That's selfish, see the bigger picture
- Eve Baxter: As long as I don't have to draw it
- Mike Baxter: [to Ryan] That's a good call, say trick in your neighbourhood, you get a girl named Kandi
- Mike Baxter: [to Chuck] A black man who likes hockey, that's the most creative costume I've seen all night
- Mandy Baxter: I can't answer that question
- Eve Baxter: Millionth time you've said that in a classroom, surprised the roof didn't fall down
- Chuck Larabee: This election, can't wait til it's over, the election not the marriage although either one would solve it