The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Fun in Balloon Land (2014)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Stop fuckin' the balloons!

• Cinema Snob : "Fun in Balloon Land" is supposed to be a kids movie that makes use of leftover parade balloons, but it's more like something a pedophile films in his basement after he lures in children with candy!

• Cinema Snob : This movie is a whole lot of fuckin' nope!

• Cinema Snob : And then they all went home and discovered LSD while the Balloon Indians cried over the mess that they made.

• Cinema Snob : Well it was only a matter of time before one balloon started fucking another balloon.

• Narrator Lady : Polly wants a cracker? Yell, "Crackers."

  Cinema Snob : Mmm, there's only one man who can perfectly yell out for "crackers."

  Admiral Crackers : Release the Crackers!