Doctor Who (TV Series)

Last Christmas (2014)

Dan Starkey: Ian

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Clara is awakened by a clatter from the roof] 

  Santa Claus : [from somewhere outside]  Moron! Numbskull! Elf!

  Ian : That's racist.

  Santa Claus : Of course it's not racist. You are an elf.

• Ian : [to Clara]  Yeah, your mum and dad, one day a year, for no particular reason, just out of the blue, suddenly decide to give you a great big pile of presents.

  Wolf : No, no, no. Because they love you so much. It's a lovely story dear.

  Ian : Yeah, but it's time to start living in the real world, yeah?