Sun, May 31, 2015
The world gets to meet the five members of THROWDOWN!! Warts and all. Having been turned down by every record label at least twice, a self funded album release is surely the way to go? So they head off on tour to play to 5 men and a dog BUT then a chance encounter with Ando Killman of American Rock Giants SPAWNED changes everything in the blink of an eye.
Sun, Jun 7, 2015
The latest venue have put on a really nice spread for the band. Some thoughtful person even filled the kettle in their dressing room. Paul really fancies a brew to get this gig off to a good start BUT what's that awful smell? For once it's not actually Wookie. Looks like Ando Killman is still p*ssed off about what went down in Northampton! Is Paul about to enjoy the worst cup of tea ever made?
Sun, Jun 14, 2015
Wookie is normally a very laid back drummer BUT he becomes extremely agitated when he realises that his stash is not going to last him until the end of the tour. In desperation he smokes everything he has in an attempt to stay high for the duration. This fails miserably but not before his behaviour gets wild and the phrase "Eggy Bum F**k on Toast" is born.
Sun, Jun 21, 2015
Paul's wife surprises him on tour having found a babysitter for their two kids for the night. Cal is faced with the moral dilemma of whether or not to let Paul's sexual exploits become known BUT when one of THROWDOWN'S biggest fans turns up with news that she's 'late' there's pretty much nothing that will save Paul now!
Sun, Jun 28, 2015
THROWDOWN have their first stab at shooting a music video. The "professional" director that they found online doesn't bother turning up. (actually he does turn up but on the wrong date to the wrong venue because of bad info from Wookie). Dom sits in the directing chair instead but can't get the first scene right. They could always go for a live looking video BUT why does Wookie insist on playing tonight of all night's in his underpants only!
Tue, Aug 4, 2015
Cal's Veggie Spring Rolls are missed off the evenings rider AGAIN. This in itself is no huge problem but when his weight is bought up as an issue there's a huge falling out in the band. Cal is sick of everyone's attitude and happily watches THROWDOWN die a slow painful death on stage without him BUT is he really going to let them go out like that?
Tue, Aug 11, 2015
All the one-up-manships between SPAWNED and THROWDOWN come to a pivotal climax when Ando steals Wookie's stash BUT that will do him no favours when he's caught and deported as a result. This leaves an opening on The Jonathan Ross show that night and it just so happens that Mr Ross's baby girl is a big THROWDOWN fan!