- Buck Tuddrussel: A 300-pound man skinny-dipping with a robot. That is just not right.
- Otto Osworth: I gotta wash my eyes!
- Winston Churchill: We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and the streets. We shall fight in the hills. And above all, we shall fight without clothes on!
- Otto Osworth: Uh... Interesting speech, Mr Churchill, sir.
- Winston Churchill: Thank you, lad. There's a war on - got to inspire the people, you know!
- Otto Osworth: Yeah, that's, uh, great. I can see how that would be, uh... how that might be, uh... WHERE THE HECK ARE YOUR PANTS?
- Winston Churchill: My boy, we are engaged in a battle for freedom: freedom to vote, freedom to think, freedom to wear whatever we want even if it's nothing at all!
- Winston Churchill: [watching Larry's films] Who's the fellow with the gigantic butt?
- Larry 3000: Why, Winston, that's you!
- Winston Churchill: ...What? That's ME? That's what I look like naked?
- Larry 3000: Well, the camera does add fifteen pounds...
- Winston Churchill: It's horrible! It's indecent! Put something on, gentlemen, you look positively obscene!
- Otto Osworth: You did it, Larry! You saved the mission!
- Larry 3000: I didn't want to save the mission... naked is beautiful!
- Otto Osworth: I think if we've learnt anything today, it's that naked is NOT beautiful!
- Buck Tuddrussel: You got that right! From now on, Larry, you're wearing pants!
- [holds out a pair]
- Larry 3000: I will NOT! Get away from me!
- Buck Tuddrussel: Put them on! PUT THEM ON!
- Larry 3000: Get away from me!
- [Yakety Sax scene starts]
- Winston Churchill: [swimming in the English Channel with Larry] Come and join us, lads, the water's perfect!
- Otto Osworth: Uh, we didn't bring our swimsuits...
- Winston Churchill: That's the point!
- Otto Osworth: Guys, something weird is going on here...
- Buck Tuddrussel: Kid, travelling through history is always weird. Weird food, weird accents, stupid languages...
- [Larry has converted to nudism]
- Buck Tuddrussel: For crying out loud, Larry, where's your sense of decency?