- Himself - Host: New rule: now that Marvel Comics has announced their superhero Thor is now a woman, they have to promise not to make Spider-Man gay. Because I can't think of a more offensive name for a gay man than "Peter Parker".
- Himself - Host: New rule: I'm not saying the Japanese can't make an iPhone case molded on an actual human vagina.
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- Himself - Host: Yes, they did. I'm just saying they have to tell us why. It's awkward enough butt-dialing now.
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- Himself - Host: And who can... who can keep up? I'm still using my dictaphone.