Larry Sprowls: Batman

Quotes 

• Batman : I mean, come on. Val Kilmer. Great as Iceman. Plays Batman and he's all "Aaarrrrhh I'm Val Kilmer. Aaarrrrhh." And then we got that Clooney guy. Great doctor for kids. Plays me and he's all "Aaarrrrhh, I'm a Clooney Batman. Aaarrrrhh." And now they got that guy... that Christian Bale fellow. I say fellow cause he's all British and shit. And he's gonna be all like "Aaarrrrhh, I'm Christian Bale Batman. I'm an American Psycho. Aaarrrrhh."

• Batman : One of my greatest foes ever - Mr. Freeze. Come on, he sounds nothing like that.

  [Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation] 

  Batman : "I uh, I uh, I'm Mr. Freeze. I uh, chill out Batman. I uh, freeze you and Robin and then, then I uh, chill out some more. Cure Alfred." He sounds nothing like that.