- Lyle Chumley: [about Big Jim] If he's righteous, the rain'll spare him. Thing is, I've known that guy my whole life. And righteousness? That's not something that ranks high on his list of attributes. Self-righteousness, now, yeah. He's got that in spades.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: [to Junior] Feel like checking your messages? There's only so much fake-ass fan mail from wannabee Dome groups that I can read before I barf all over this wonderful piece of machinery.