- Col. Viktor Lebedev: General, you've got a new secretary.
- General: Yes.
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: What about Svetlana?
- General: Svetlana? Svetlana left. Maternity leave. Was it your work?
- Capt. Shevtsov: [dropping cat food on the floor] You shouldn't have spilled it.
- Neighbor Lady: What are you doing?
- Capt. Shevtsov: It's so slippery. Someone might slip.