Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)
Bed Bugs and Beyond (2015)
Nick Sandow: Joe Caputo
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Quotes
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Joe Caputo : I asked you more than once to stay away from her, and yet, with the whole dorm half-naked, here you are. I'm writing you up, Bennett.
John Bennett : Mendez's mother is meeting with Aleida Diaz.
Joe Caputo : I don't care, and neither should you.
John Bennett : That's my kid we're talking about here.
Joe Caputo : This is not '"3 Men and a Baby." You and Mendez are not Guttenberg and Selleck. You are two morons and a ward of the state. Let go. Let go of the dream.
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[the inmates are in their underwear after a bed bug infestation has rendered their uniforms unwearable. CO Maxwell holds up a blue paper uniform]
Joe Caputo : Until every uniform in this prison is washed and rewashed, you will be wearing Office Depot's new fall line.
Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales : I ain't wearing that fucking paper shit!
Maritza Ramos : That's my color. I'm wearing it.