Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Bed Bugs and Beyond (2015)

Laura Prepon: Alex Vause

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• Eliqua Maxwell : Unless you're working, out. Everybody out. I gave you an order, inmate.

  Alex Vause : I need permission to use the toilet? May I relieve myself, teacher?

  Eliqua Maxwell : Excuse me?

  Piper Chapman : Alex.

  Eliqua Maxwell : That's a shot.

  Alex Vause : What? There are girls spraying themselves with disinfectant because this prison is swarming with bugs, but pissing is a violation? Great. I'm glad you have your priorities straight. Where are the fucking fumigators?

  Eliqua Maxwell : Lower your voice, Inmate.

  Alex Vause : Are they too worried to kill the bedbugs because they'll kill the cockroaches, too?

  Eliqua Maxwell : Are you calling me a cockroach?

  Alex Vause : It's okay. They get a bad rap.

  Piper Chapman : Alex.

  Eliqua Maxwell : You're going to seg, inmate.

  Piper Chapman : Alex! No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know that this isn't her. She's just back here after having been out.

  Eliqua Maxwell : You want a shot, too, Chapman?

  Piper Chapman : Will it keep her out of SHU? Please. Come on. Hey, haven't you ever had a bad day? Like, a really really bad day?