I'd like to preface this by saying i'm not the kind of person who brands every bad movie "THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!" so when i say this was awful i mean it in a measured, thoughtful way. That said, this movie was truly terrible. The actors were painfully embarrassing to watch, the script offered them no help either, in fact the majority of the dialogue felt ad-libbed and awkward. The story was senseless as well but the ACTING! I'm not even sure if i should call it that, it feels disrespectful somehow.
I think movies that normalize same sex relationships (because it, you know, IS normal) are good but i'm not sure why they all had to be screwing each other, because everyone who's been to jail ends up gay?
In some places this was bad enough to be funny but mostly it was just really, really bad. Not in any way scary, no atmosphere, no gore and despite the aforementioned couplings no actual nudity (i know that matters to one or two of you!).
I pity the actors involved in this, the rest of the crew don't have their faces shown, they'll be able to cash their checks and move on, but history will have a permanent record of what these actors did, maybe time will forgive them for this monstrosity. Maybe.
Also whoever applied the blonde employees make up needs more lessons, it really was distractingly bad.
I think movies that normalize same sex relationships (because it, you know, IS normal) are good but i'm not sure why they all had to be screwing each other, because everyone who's been to jail ends up gay?
In some places this was bad enough to be funny but mostly it was just really, really bad. Not in any way scary, no atmosphere, no gore and despite the aforementioned couplings no actual nudity (i know that matters to one or two of you!).
I pity the actors involved in this, the rest of the crew don't have their faces shown, they'll be able to cash their checks and move on, but history will have a permanent record of what these actors did, maybe time will forgive them for this monstrosity. Maybe.
Also whoever applied the blonde employees make up needs more lessons, it really was distractingly bad.
