Sun, Feb 24, 2013
A real Spider-Man would be a terrifying superhero!
Sun, Apr 28, 2013
Turtles are kinda gross. Rats are DEFINITELY gross.
Sun, Jul 21, 2013
Real ducks are not nice to each other.
Sun, Nov 3, 2013
Cats! Science tells us that cars domesticated themselves about 12'000 years ago. The most docile cats fed on rodents attracted to the agriculture of early civilisation, so cats really are just here for the food! Also, they have really weird penises.
Sun, Dec 15, 2013
Santa's Christmas Eve journey would be a global catastrophe. Thankfully, Santa isn't real. Or we would all be dead.