- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Isn't that what terrorists put up their booty-hole. Then they put a match up their booty-hole to blow up the whole plane. You better not be makin' no booty-hole bombs around here.
- Boss Willona: Explosive? You think those bitches out there care about a little fire? This one will turn your brain green. This stuff has plutonium. This one here is acid, just acid. Don't you get it? These bitches would put napalm on their hair if it would make it straight.
- financial planner: Do you really need cable, high-speed internet. I see a lot of money on restaurants.
- Riley Freeman: We don't go to restaurants. That's Grandad goin' out on dates and feedin' bitches again.
- financial planner: How many kidneys do you have, Mr. Freeman?