Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Bad Money (2015)

Kumail Nanjiani: Dinesh Chugtai

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• Richard Hendricks : This is a good buy-out. It's way better than what Gavin offered before. And our packages include nice salaries, cash earn-outs, stock in Hooli, which vests after only four years of working there. I mean, this seems like a pretty good deal, right?

  Dinesh Chugtai : Hooli? You really think we'd go work for Hooli? What the fuck is wrong with you, Richard?

  Richard Hendricks : What other options do we have? We need serious funding to go up against Nucleus, and we don't have that. So, listen...

  Bertram Gilfoyle : ...I will listen to the sound of you chortling on my balls.

  Richard Hendricks : Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent". And "business". And "man", come to think of it. Count me out.

  Donald 'Jared' Dunn : Actually, you're not being offered employment at Hooli. They give you a full buy-out.

  Erlich Bachman : [Suddenly interested]  How big?

• Erlich Bachman : Gentlemen, what's the update on the apps? Or the "app-date," if you will?

  Bertram Gilfoyle : I will not.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Here's my app-date I was excited to work on it, and then I looked at it with fresh eyes. Um, Wajeed was right. It's really shitty. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.

  Erlich Bachman : But I bought your pitch.

  Dinesh Chugtai : Yeah, you fucked up, too.