- Erlich: [calling Jared after learning Peter Gregory has died] Jared? I want you call the VC's and set up meetings with all of them. Line 'em up. Nuts to butts.
- Gavin Belson: I don't know about you people, but I don't wanna live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place... better than we do.
- Erlich: Shit. They were negging us!
- Richard Hendricks: Negging?
- Donald 'Jared' Dunn: Negging is going negative. It's a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists.
- Erlich: See, everybody wants us. By shitting all over us, they try and bring our price down, but you shitting all over them counteracted them shitting all over us. You negged a neg. Richard, this could be good.
- Heidi Evans: [after showing a promo video for Nucleus] And that will be our first promotion at CES in January. Any questions?
- Gavin Belson: I have a question. That was horrible. I just got humiliated by a fucking teenager at Techcrunch Disrupt and you give me this... tampon ad? A girl with diabetes on a swing?
- Heidi Evans: I think she has cancer. At least that's how I read it.
- Erlich: We have a bunch of these things to go to, hopefully with more tasteful artwork, and your logo looks like a sideways vagina. I find that to be racist, don't you?
- Marketing Executive: "Data-geddon." Is he married to that, or...? There's just been a lot of geddons lately.
- Heidi Evans: That's true. Snow-mageddon, Car-mageddon...
- Marketing Executive: There's that movie "Armageddon."
- Erlich: If you can't enjoy this many people kissing our ass at this level, then I feel sorry for you. Would you just relax and take it in for a second? I mean, we are getting our dicks sucked at the AT&T Park.