- Agent Graham: They're bionic humans - I don't need any more evidence, but I will be taking them away for a much more... thorough examination.
- Bree Davenport: Where?
- Agent Graham: A secured testing facility in the desert.
- Adam Davenport: Ooo, is it Area 51?
- Agent Graham: No.
- Adam Davenport: Area 52?
- Agent Graham: No.
- Adam Davenport: Area fifty...?
- Agent Graham: NO!
- Adam Davenport: He's getting madder. I must be getting closer.
- Chase Davenport: [sarcastically to the agents] You guys are gonna LOVE working with him.
- Adam Davenport: Ya ever wonder what it'd be like if we weren't bionic? What's like the first thing you'd do?
- Chase Davenport: Not get trapped in these stupid conversations?
- Adam Davenport: I'll seal the crack with my heat vision.
- Chase Davenport: Yes, let's shoot blistering heat at highly flammable gas.
- Adam Davenport: I just said that. Were you not listening?
- Tasha Davenport: I can't believe this. You guys are the biggest news story ever - and I got scooped!
- Donald Davenport: Don't worry guys. I've prepared for this. I've got a safe house in a secure location. You three will hide there. It's got capsules, food, everything you'll need for a year's worth of survival.
- Bree Davenport: A year?
- Donald Davenport: Well, three hundred and forty-three days. After that, play rock-paper-scissors and eat the loser.
- Douglas Davenport: I feel bad, Donny. It was my idea to put bionics in humans, and it's not fair for you to take all the heat.
- Donald Davenport: Yeah, I know. I'm... I'm only holding that press conference so I can blame it all on you.
- Douglas Davenport: Guys, hurry up. See, this is why I shoulda raised ya. Then you'd know how to abandon a building.
- Chase Davenport: We're on your team.
- Agent Graham: I'll decide who's team you're on.
- Adam Davenport: Ah, you know what'll help? If we do shirts and skins. Come on, guys.
- Agent Graham: [as Adam reaches to pull his shirt off] KEEP your shirt on.
- Adam Davenport: Fine. You be skins. I was just tryin' to be nice. I know how you old guys are about showin' your love-handles.
- Leo Dooley: Principal Perry? What are you doing in Bree's locker?
- Principal Perry: [obviously lying] Certainly not stealing stuff to sell on my bionic souvenir shop!
- Leo Dooley: Special agents took over the house and have Adam, Bree and Chase in custody.
- Principal Perry: Put a sock in it! Momma's tryin' to get her groove back!
- Leo Dooley: What do we do now?
- Douglas Davenport: I don't know about you, but I'm slappin' on a cyber-mask and sellin' apples by the highway.
- Donald Davenport: Why you doing this to me? I'm a good man! I'm a good, good-looking man!
- Agent Graham: Really? So far, I haven't seen proof of either.
- Donald Davenport: We just heard.
- Tasha Davenport: What are we gonna do?
- Adam Davenport: I say we sell Chase to the circus and use the money to start our new life.
- Douglas Davenport: People all over the world are freakin' out!
- Adam Davenport: Aw, of course they are. They just saw Chase in a skin-tight mission suit.
- Chase Davenport: I don't get it. I know I scanned the mission sight. How did I not notice that girl?
- Leo Dooley: Yeah. It is weird. Usually it's the girl who doesn't notice YOU.