- [an agent tackles Adam]
- Chase Davenport: You know, every now and then, life just gives you a little gift.
- Principal Perry: I once lifted a car off a guy's leg. It was the least I could do since I ran him over.
- Donald Davenport: Agent Graham, please don't take them. Take ME. I'm obviously the brilliant mastermind, the... brains behind the brawn, the... the smart behind the heart.
- Bree Davenport: Even when he's begging, he finds a way to gloat.
- Donald Davenport: Go ahead, ask me anything. I bet you're wondering how a 43-year-old continues to defy Father Time.
- Bree Davenport: We can't imagine having a better dad.
- Adam Davenport: Oh, I can. Guy who's half Tom Brady, half golden retriever. I call him - Golden Brady.
- Douglas Davenport: Go ahead. Pretend like you're throwin' a ball.
- Leo Dooley: Is this really the time to make fun of how uncoordinated I am?
- Douglas Davenport: I'm so sorry, Leo. This is all my fault.
- [pause]
- Leo Dooley: If you're waiting for an "It's okay, don't worry about it," it's not coming.
- Donald Davenport: I can't believe you gave bionics to Leo!
- Douglas Davenport: Well, it saved YOUR life!
- Donald Davenport: No it didn't. Tasha's gonna KILL me!
- Agent Graham: You... saved me. Thanks.
- Bree Davenport: You're welcome. Like we keep telling you, we help people.
- Agent Graham: [pointing out Krane and S1 to his agents] Restrain these two before they wake up.
- Douglas Davenport: [presenting electronic handcuffs] Here. Use these to cuff 'em. They've got a bionic signal interrupter.
- Agent Graham: [suspiciously] Why would you HAVE these?
- Douglas Davenport: [explaination on the fly] Uh... I help people, too.
- Tasha Davenport: [examining Leo's arm] That beam weighed hundreds of pounds and there's not even a scar. How was that possible?
- Douglas Davenport: Well, first I used a...
- [silenced by Leo's warning gaze]
- Leo Dooley: I moisturize.
- Jeremy Kent Jackson: Douglas Davenport: Go ahead, pretend like you're throwing a ball.
- Leo Dooley: Leo Dooley: Is this really the time to make fun of how uncoordinated I am?
- Jeremy Kent Jackson: Douglas Davenport: Just do it!
- Leo Dooley: Leo Dooley: Woah! What did you do?
- Jeremy Kent Jackson: Douglas Davenport: Congratulations Leo, you're bionic.
- Douglas Davenport (Jackson, Jeremy Kent ): Douglas Davenport: Go ahead, pretend like you're throwing a ball.
- Leo Dooley: Leo Dooley: Is this really the time to judge uncoordinated I am?
- Douglas Davenport (Jackson, Jeremy Kent ): Douglas Davenport: Just do it!
- Leo Dooley: Leo Dooley: Woah, What did you do?
- Douglas Davenport (Jackson, Jeremy Kent ): Douglas Davenport: Congratulations Leo, You're bionic.