Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Surprise! (2014)
Jane Leeves: Joy Scroggs
Quotes
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[last lines]
Joy Scroggs : I need to stop being so desperate. If Simon gets in contact, good. But if he doesn't, it's cool.
[her phone chimes]
Joy Scroggs : I'm not going to define myself by whether or not some man-
[screams as she looks at phone]
Joy Scroggs : It's a text from Simon; he's coming next week and he can't wait to see me! What am I going to wear? What if my face breaks out? What if he meets a more beautiful woman than me on the plane? I'll kill her, that's what I'll do! And I'll do it slowly.
Elka Ostrovsky : I know who else liked to do it slowly. Old Red-eyes.
Melanie Moretti : Sinatra was Old Blue-eyes.
Elka Ostrovsky : When I snuck into his room, he was pretty drunk.